why does my body keep  producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot 

(via v-eselka)



it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji, via git-highandskate-y0)


i like asking a question to someone even though i already know the answer just to see if the person will lie

(Source: date, via git-highandskate-y0)



When a nigga call you baby in a deep raspy voice


When a baby call you nigga in a deep raspy voice


(via morganfreemanstits)


Just before nightfall I decided to take a walk outside. The sky was low, enveloping any object in its reach. It formed a dull, purplish haze - like nothing I’d seen before. The streets were empty. Not a single soul was out. It was oddly peaceful - imagining I was the only one left.

(via casse-toi-salope)


2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless

(via v-eselka)